So 'Ya want to wear our colors EH?

Well it ain't gonna be easy!

       Did ya think you couold just shoot off an e-mail and get a skin? I'm afraid not pal! You gotta be tough enough to pass our rigorous initiation process, and answer a few simple questions. We gotta make sure we're gettin' a stout fighter of exceptional quality and not some half-ass poser puke from Wuss-ville!
       Can you handle eight straight hours of ass kicking, and be up all hours of the night risking your health, sanity and even marriage? Or, will you fall by the wayside whining about how your tuchas hurts and you gotta get some beauty sleep!
       Son, if you got the nerve (and a freshly brewed pot of coffee), then setup a gib-match with a clan member and we'll test your metal in a real time frag-fest-O-rama! First however, you gotta send us an e-mail with all your important info on it. We need to know...;

• Player Name (most often used)
• Quake and Quake World experience (most Important!)
• Where you live (State, Country, Timezone...no mailing addresses!)
• What type of emblem you want on your vest
• Favorite weapon
• Any special "shhhtuff" you want on your skin (no dumb skins, but be creative)

       Once we got all that we'll e-mail you with a date to meet on Quake, (1,2,3) for a mighty contest of skill and endurance. You must fight any/all of us in a thirty minute death match, after that we will drop from the game and make our decision. There is only one rule; should anyone join the game that is not you or a member of the House of Jones, you must seek him out and distroy him. We will make a decision as to your worthiness after you frag the intruder.
       If you make it, a skin will be created and sent to you. You will be given an internet address where you can download our skins.